we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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