I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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