I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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