addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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