We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
