walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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