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I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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