Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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