I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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