Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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