her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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