it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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