: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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