Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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