i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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