Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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