I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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