Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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