Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
