That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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