I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
We are two peas in an std pod
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
