Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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