summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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