I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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