i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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