I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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