sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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