nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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