God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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