i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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