That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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