im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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