You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
