Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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