doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She announced her abortion via fbk
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Pooping to opera.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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