Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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