Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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