I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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