But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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