you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize