I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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