He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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