I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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