Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
