your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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