come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Randomize
