How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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