1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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