The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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