a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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