Your tits are I can't wait for
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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