i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
