I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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