On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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