Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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