So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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