I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
