No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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