Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
